yourgoat:

wwhitescienceblackheart:

ask-koki-kariya:

the-small-spoon:

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

askher4:

sheilikhal:

monkeysaysficus:

onyourleftbooob:

Before vs After Adoption

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Originally posted by diane-jefferson

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

fuckyeah1990s:

ginger-root-wellington:

normalregularguy:

weirdosrus42702:

normalregularguy:

skwhy:

hacash:

reygf:

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀
me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

Originally posted by danks-gif

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

Originally posted by shh-callate

tony hawk :

tony hawk pro skater:

Tony Hawk Pro Skater was a tight game

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

lucillesballs:

writing something without autocorrect 

alexander:

littlefingers-wet:

lovelittlebean:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

@lovelifeliz117

OH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF THIS I FOUND IT

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.” Lmfao ya’ll crazy

this is funnier now that i’ve lived in nyc

arianaediits:

onlyblackgirl:

fvlani:

accras:

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer?

Sasha: But we the first family…

Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha